Me. them, We

List of things a man should know about before marrying me:

• **My vision acuity is 20/20....who cares?
• **I'm nocturnal, usually prefer sleeping with dim light or no light at all
• **I got smaller hand and feet than normal
• **I don't grow my hair long, even my nails
• **My sense of smell is the most active among other senses
• **My sense of humor is ABSURD
• **I like to read not books or mags but labels (e.g. ketchup labels, warranty, ingredients, those little details etc.)
• **I like reading brochures too, I did collect them before but unfortunately termites eat them!
• **I never had a pet dog but just cats
• **Always in pony tails
• **Not so pretty, just charming!++(mother told me)
• **Poor in memorization, I don't memorize notes or terminologies
• **Better grades in essays than Identification
• **I am not good in paraphrasing too
• **I'm a loner/homebody with plenty of friends (I don't know how did it happen)
• **I was accelerated when I was elementary to grade 3 because of my advance reading ability, I was first honor,I learned how to read barely four years old
• **Always awarded "Most Behaved" elementary days
• **Meritorious honors are: Best in Effort, Most Behaved, Top 20 NSAT
• **I'm always always LATE
• **I have no talent, never participate much in stage activities in school
• **But I did recite a beautiful poetry grade 2 called " ALL THINGS ARE BEAUTIFUL" (Tagalog version)
• **I worked in almost all fast food chains in town, than I once became in love with French Fries
• **I'm silly
• **Don't like crowd much
• **Love beaches for me to mesmerize
• **My favorite word is mesmerize
• **Favorite Ice Cream flavor is Vanilla+Strawberry+Chocolate
• **Non-smoker, never tried
• **Non-drinker, but had some shots
• **Never tried prohibited drugs
• **Allergic to: weather change, crabs (I was allergic to ALL when I was younger so I use to just eat sugar+rice and water)
• **Stingy they say but I can't help to buy bargains
• **But I'm Signature conscious (before)
• **I worked in an Electronics Company for one month, 12 hours a day straight/no weekend break, that's when I started to become hyper
• **Nothing can make me real mad, just irritated but gone after few minutes. I don't welcome anger or hatred
• **I LOVE chocolates, but I am no sweet-tooth, just chocolates
• **I move a lot in bed when sleeping, but doesn't snore though
• **Was a coffee addict but cutting off the cup dosage recently
• **I drink more than 8 glass of water a day, maybe thrice as many as that, I bring water everywhere
• **Never forget cologne in my pocket, my only accessory
• **I throw-up in an air-conditioned car, resto, house, but I can adapt the next day
• **Feminine most of the time that's why I move so slow
• **I'm slow-learner most of the time, for me to learn fast I should be given the lesson then do self-study than being guided
• **I don't wear make up
• I got pimples
  

• **I'm interested in learning how to put make-up properly, I think with the right product, the right way of putting it, somehow doesn't makes a person looks mature like my Mum said
• **I once had a haircut almost bald, out of nothing, just so happened that the beautician wants to experiment, and I was her victim, anyway I like it
• **I can tell time without looking at the clock, trust me I never miss it, even the minutes! (not exact minute but very close)

***I DON'T KNOW SO MUCH OF MYSELF BEFORE! I NEVER BEEN THIS AWARE!

**My family:

• Tatay (Father) a no read, no write businessman selling/lending auto parts
• jeepney driver for almost 20 years
• fish broker , viajero ever since teenage years
• Vice Chairman of PTSC-DRICON, a transport group
• he do the above works at the same time now
• a good provider, but stingy
• straight faced--doesn't show too much emotion
• he is not affectionate as many father
• over protective on me especially when I was younger
• doesn't know the value of Education cuz he never had it
• believes only Male should go into college, cuz women are housekeepers

Nanay (Mother)

• she is beautiful, especially when she was younger
• not petite like me, she is little bit taller than average Filipina
• could cook wel
• very family-oriented
• rank, sometimes brutally frank
• sometimes too much of a drama queen, very emotional
• affectionate
• got no talent

Ahyan (Brother

• when we are younger we fight over: electric fan, TV channel, bathroom
• very childish
• hard-working guy, full of ambitions
• color blind, left-handed
• very talented, can dance, sing, play guitar, swim, sports etc.
• he prefers to be a Catholic, he never joins our religion
• I think he suffers from some kind of attention deficit/disorder
• no love life, just flings, he plans to marry at 35 (weird for me)
• had asthma when he was younger, cured when he do swimming
• very LUCKY cuz he looks like Luis Manzano (ha-ha)

In general, they are all COOL. My mother who have too much drama sometimes has now become tamed because no one will comfort her, my father doesn't like the idea of crying...but I saw him cry just recently. My family never saw me cry yet...but they know whenever I'm lonely.. They are all teasers, mushy, happy & contented with life. Well, except for my brother, who has the hint of being ambitious sometimes.

That's all folks...!
Sorry if I brag with things I shouldn't brag about! Sorry for non-sense facts too, that's all I can think of as I'm writing this.
If the man who will marry should come across to this...MESSAGE: I hope you love me still, Baby! DO you think this is hideous? Hee hee , I don't think so! Leme' publish this!